"You should tell me about it…it falls well within my purview!"

“Within your ‘purview’? Where do you think you are, some fucking regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some fucking Jane fucking Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock!”

Pinch me.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Natalie Portman?!?

I am a mixed bag of reactions.

Pride & Predator?

Or “When Jane Austen Met Desperation”? Read on here…